Where does this put us now?

While eating a red apple on the 3rd of July I accidentally bit off a little more than I could chew. I had swallowed an apple seed. I thought nothing of it so I went to bed that night without worry what might and did occur that night...
While sleeping my dreams were invaded by criss-crossing branches. They spread upwards and outwards and were surging through the crust of the Earth. They shot across the land and the Earth was covered with foliage. Not long after this phenomenon the green lands were teeming with life. All different shapes and sizes roamed the plains and it was then that I saw the circle. Soon after that I could see the pale fleshed humanity walking upright across the ground. They built buildings and formed villages and spread out across the Earth to create diverse races of the pale beings....
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I woke up the next morning with sand in my eyes. I wiped them from my face as I walked to the bathroom. All this while I didn't notice the faint sound of birds chirping from nearby. I brushed my teeth and as I raised my head upwards towards the mirror I saw it. A shrubbery type thing growing right out of my ear. A tree, with branches, leaves and fruit. A crimson sphere hung from a branch. I took said fruit and took a bite out of it. It was an apple and from that apple came more trees and from the trees came beasts of every shape and size and from those beasts came humanity, then civilization, then so on and so on, ect.